A man is at the bar looking sad. The bartender asks him, "What's with the long face?"
He replies, "I've had three wives, but they've all died."
The bartender replies, "Wow, how'd they go?"
The man replies, "Well, the first one ate poisonous mushrooms."
The bartender asks, "What about the second one?"
He replies, "Poisonous mushrooms."
The bartender asks, "And the third ate poisonous mushrooms?"
The man replies, "Nope she was strangled."
The bartender asks, "Oh no, why?"
The man replies, "She wouldn't eat the damn mushrooms."
He replies, "I've had three wives, but they've all died."The bartender replies, "Wow, how'd they go?"
The man replies, "Well, the first one ate poisonous mushrooms."
The bartender asks, "What about the second one?"
He replies, "Poisonous mushrooms."
The bartender asks, "And the third ate poisonous mushrooms?"
The man replies, "Nope she was strangled."
The bartender asks, "Oh no, why?"
The man replies, "She wouldn't eat the damn mushrooms."
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