Indian Wife

Husband: aaj khane mein kya banaogi?

Wife: Jo aap kaho



H: Dal chawal bana lo

W: Abhi kal hi to khaye the


H: To sabji roti bana lo

W: Bacche nahi khayenge



H: To chhole puri bana lo

W: Mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai


H: Eggs bhurji bana lo

W: Aaj guruvaar hai


H: Paraanthe?

W: Raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai??



H: Hotel se mangwa lete hain?

W: Roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye



H: Kadhi chawal?

W: Dahi nahi hai



H: Idly sambar?

W: Usme time lagega.... pehle bolna chahiye tha na!!



H: Maggi hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega

W: Woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta



H: Phir ab kya banaogi?

W: Wo jo aap kaho


H : $#%^#%

W : Theek se kuch bataate nahi ho aur mujh pe baras padte ho.